Clickbait push notification titles

I love the app overall, but my biggest gripe is the style in which the push notifications are written. Did your writer have a previous stint at Buzzfeed? I get breaking news alerts from other news sources and Im not tempted to click your push notification when it comes in five hours after the breaking news and its phrased as a cryptic clickbait question. Either write it in a professional, informative, timely manner or not at all.

Aulderic of the big E about Causes - Impact Your World, v2.6